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The Secret to 60 Years

A couple was being honored for their 60th wedding anniversary at the church. The pastor asked the husband, “What is the secret to such a long, happy marriage?” The husband said, “Well, we have a deal. I make all the big decisions, and she makes all the small ones.” “Give us an example,” the pastor said. “Well,” the man replied, “she decides where we live, what car we drive, where we go on vacation, and how much money we give to the church. I decide what our foreign policy should be toward the moon.”

The Politician and the Pastor

A politician and a pastor die at the same time. St. Peter welcomes them and shows the politician to a luxury suite. The pastor gets a standard room. The pastor asks, “Why the special treatment for him?” St. Peter says, “We get pastors every day. We’ve never had a politician make it up here before!”

The Pilot

A Sunday School teacher asked her class to draw a picture of their favorite Bible story. One little boy drew a picture of a big airplane with four people looking out the windows. “Which story is this?” the teacher asked. “It’s the flight to Egypt,” the boy replied. “I see Mary, Joseph, and the baby Jesus,” the teacher said, “but who is the fourth person?” “Oh,” the boy said, “that’s Pontius the pilot!”

Wake Him Up

A preacher was known for his very long sermons. One Sunday, he noticed a man in the front row falling asleep. The preacher stopped and whispered to the man’s wife, “Could you please wake him up?” The wife looked at the preacher and whispered back, “You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”

Going Fishing

A little boy was ushered 15 minutes late into his Sunday School class. The teacher, looking stern, asked him why he was late. The boy replied, “I was going to go fishing, but my dad told me I needed to come to church.” The teacher smiled and said, “I’m glad your dad explained why it’s more important to be in church than fishing.” The boy shook his head and said, “That wasn’t it. He said he didn’t have enough bait for both of us!”

The Golfing Minister

A minister was obsessed with golf. One Sunday, the weather was so beautiful he couldn’t resist. He called in sick and went to a course fifty miles away so no one would see him. He was on the 18th hole, and an angel looked down at God and said, “Are you going to let him get away with this?” The minister hit the ball. It was a 400-yard hole-in-one. The angel asked, “Why did you let him do that? That’s a reward!” God smiled and said, “Who is he going to tell?”

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